LE FIRST SURVEY

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Carbohydrates make a comeback during the consolidation phase..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
This film called Gravedancers.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Eleven pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
22:49. I was close.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The "creepy" music on Gravedancers.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier when I had to go to my car, then drive down town to buy some sawdust, and then come back home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The TV.

9. What are you wearing?
Pyjamas and a dressing gown.

10. Did you dream last night?
I'm not sure.

11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier at work.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A clock, and a painting of a Sheltie.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. Someone's face at work.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Bit boring, if I'm being honest.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Gravedancers. It wasn't good.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. And then all the parts to completely fix all the little things on my car and Dave's car.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I've had a really itchy left boob today.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make tampons free.

19. Do you like to dance?
Only when drunk.

20. George Bush:
What a wanker.

21. Imagine that your first child would be a girl, what would you call her?
Katelyn Ellen Ballard. It has already been decided. Dave doesn't have a choice in the matter.

22. Imagine that your first child would be a boy, what would you call him?
I'm not sure. Dave can choose a boy's name. Though, I like the name Joshua.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't think I'll be meeting him, lololol.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
No. They won't do it.

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LE SECOND SURVEY

RULES - Over 20 uke, over 30 mega uke, below 20 seme, below 10 ultra seme

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.

02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don't like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don't know what to say.

03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.

04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.

05-[ ] If you don't like something, you start crying and you don't care if you start talking too loud.

06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel

07-[ ] You like making others blush.

08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.

09-[x] You're usually shy.

10-[x] You like romantic- funny animé.

11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.

12-[x] You have listened to Japanese music.

13-[ ] You like listening to it.

14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of it.

15-[x] You are innocent and a little clumsy.

16-[x] You smile at kitties.

17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-.

18-[x] You like plushies.

19-[x] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.

20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.

21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping centre/parking/cinema.

22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.

23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.

24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.

25-[x] You call your pets with cute names.

26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.

27-[x] You're easily to trick/convince.

28-[x] Some men scare you.

29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.

30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.

31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.

32-[ ] You've said "Kyao" or something like that before.

33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you're at the defensive.

34-[ ] You like j-pop.

35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.

36-[ ] You watched Gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched Strawberry Panic and you felt
like Nagisa.

37-[x] You smile with no reason.

38-[ ] You usually are very positive.

39-[ ] When there's a rainbow, you run out to see it.

40-[ ] You usually don't understand what your parents say.

RULES - Over 20 uke, over 30 mega uke, below 20 seme, below 10 ultra seme

Total: 22

I AM A BOTTOM BOY. Ahem.

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LE THIRD SURVEY


STEP ONE:

Spell your name with songs. Based on the first song that comes up via shuffle on my iPod of the appropriate letter.

Enjoy the View - Aiden
Malchik Gej - t.A.T.u.
Money Honey - Lady Gaga
A Kiss Before She Goes - My Chemical Romance


STEP TWO:

– Name: Emma?
– Birth date: 2nd October.
- Nickname: Em.
– Eye Colour: Blue.
– Hair Colour: Blonde-ish.
– Zodiac Sign: Libra.



STEP THREE:

– The shoes you wore today: Trainers, my safety shoes for work, and slippers.

– Your weaknesses: Chocolate.

– Your fear(s): Lots of things.

– Your perfect pizza: Anything from Chicago Pizza in town. They do the BEST pizzas!

– Goal you'd like to achieve: Move out.



STEP FOUR:

– Your best physical feature: Erm... I don't really know. Don't think I have one O_O

– Your bedtime?: Whenever. Depends what time I have to be at work the next day.

– Most missed memory?: Dunno.



STEP FIVE:

This Or That…

– Pepsi or Coke?: Coke.

– McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's. Though, like Ellen, I'd rather have a KFC.

– Adidas or Nike: Neither.

– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.

– Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.

– Cappuccino or coffee: Neither.



STEP SIX:

Do You…

– Smoke: No.

– Sing: Badly. Mainly in the car when I'm on my own.

– Dance: Only when drunk.

– Take a shower everyday: I don't own a shower, so no.

– Do you think you've been in love?: I currently am

– Want to go to college: No.

– Like(d) high school: Hated it. Glad it's over.

– Want to get married: Yes. GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE, DAVE.

– Get motion sickness: No.

– Think you're a health freak: Definitely not.

– Get along with your parents:  Pretty much, yeah



STEP SEVEN:

In the past month…

– Gone to the mall: No.

– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.

– Eaten Sushi: No.

– Been on stage: No.

– Gone skating: No.

– Made homemade cookies: No.

– Gone Skinny dipping: No.

– Stolen anything:  No.



STEP EIGHT:

– Age you hope to be married: By 30. I want kids by the time I'm 30, too.

– Numbers of Children: Two.

– Describe your Dream Wedding: Quite small, but I want THE dress!

– What country would you most like to visit?: I wanna go back to Ireland! Even if they couldn't understand me.



STEP NINE:

In the opposite sex…

– Best eye colour: Don't really have a specific eye colour I like, but I do like Dave's pretty blue eyes

– Best hair colour: I like dark hair on men. Dave has this.

– Short hair or long hair: Short hair. Dave is not allowed to grow his again.

– Height: Taller than me. Dave is.



STEP TEN:

– Number of people I could trust with my life: Four.

– Number of CDs that I own: Loads.

– Number of tattoos: Seven. Unless you count my six paw prints as one. In which case, two.

– Number of piercings: Two. Well, three if you could each individual ear lobe as one.



PERSONAL QUIZ

Who were you with yesterday?: Dave.

What woke you up this morning?: My alarm clock.

Where are you?: On the sofa.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: Probably not.

Do you like anybody?: I love my Dave.



THE PAST

Ever thrown up in public?: Not really. I threw up in the car park of Merry Hill though.

Passed out because of alcohol?: Yes.

What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?: Dave.



THE FUTURE

What kind of home would you like?: Just a three-bedroom family home... something cosy... and tidy.

What do you want to be when you grow up?: A treeeeeee.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Hopefully in my own house.



IN GENERAL

Do you like candy necklaces?: No. I like those candy pants.

When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?: Today. I fell up the stairs at work.

Do you listen to music every day?: Yes. My journey to work would be very boring if I didn't.

Do you still go trick or treating?: Nope.

What was the last thing you ate?: Mash, fish fingers, and some Heinz baked beans and sausages. My Dad was not feeling inventive for tea this evening.

Are you a fast typer?: Yes.

What's your favourite type of soda?: Coke Zero.

Have you ever moved?: Yeah, a couple of times.

Have you ever won an award?: Possibly... at school, like. It wasn't for anything interesting.

Are you listening to music right now?: No. Can't be bothered to plug my earphones in. Ultimate laziness.

How long 'till your birthday?: Six months.

What time is it?: 23:24.

Do you use ebay to buy or sell?: Neither.

Who makes you mad: Lots of people.

Something you want to happen in 2011?:  Uh…it's 2012.



HONESTY SECTION

1. Honestly, what colour is your underwear?: White with guitars all over it.

2. Honestly, what's on your mind?: Why is national television so shitty? I WANNA CUDDLE.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?:  This survey. And procrastinating.

4. Honestly, do you miss 2010?: No.

5. Honestly, who is your favourite musician?: Le Bon Jovi. Or le Gaga.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: No?

7. Honestly, are you religious?: No.

8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Wendy.

9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: No.

10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Not sure...

11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?: No. Dave bites my nails.

12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?: No.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yes. GIVE ME MY DAVE.

14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?: Nope.

15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?: Yes.

17. Honestly, are you in denial? About what?: Erm... no?

18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat?: No.

19. Honestly, do you like anyone?: MY DAVE. GIVE HIM TO ME.

20. Honestly, does anyone like you?: Yes. My Dave. GIVE ME TO HIM.



ANGER SECTION

1. What do you do when you're mad?: I go really quiet and plot people's deaths

2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?: I dunno.

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Possibly.



CRYING SECTION

1. When was the last time you actually cried?: A couple of nights ago when I was really depressed.

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Who hasn't?

3. Do certain songs make you cry?: Not really.

4. What usually makes you cry?: Sad things.



HAPPY SECTION

1. Are you usually a happy person?: Most of the time.
2. What makes you the happiest?: MAI DAVE. GIVE HIM TO MEH.
4. Do you believe in yourself?: Nope.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?: Yes. I don't believe them, though.