I just dribbled tea over my laptop
I think the title of this Journal should apply to me!


No, the title was said by me last night. A bloke came in, returning his furry salsa dip (to be fair, they were all looking a bit dodgy ), and Ryan asked him if he wanted a refund or exchange his salsa dip for another one.

The bloke was like, "you do both, don't you?".
No.
We really don't.
Anyway, Ryan tried explaining that Tesco DO NOT DO THAT, MUTHA FUCKAH! Ahem. The bloke was getting more and more pissed off, but changed his furry salsa dip for another one.
That, too, was probably furry.
We didn't care. We secretly hoped he got food poisoning.

Anyway!
Afterwards, Ryan was like, "that's right, isn't it, Em? We either do an exchange or a refund? Not both."
I don't know why he was asking ME, since he's supposed to be the all-knowing manager. But I said yes, anyway. Because that is right.
And then I said to Ryan, "ignore the bloke. He's a grade A twat."
I am not wrong.
And Ryan LOLd.

Dale is such a fuckwit.
I think I will leave it at that.


Erm, erm, erm, erm... I dunno what else I have to say.

Oh yes. Orthodontist today.
More prodding and poking at my teeth, and more adjusting of the metal/rubber in my mouth.
I'm probably going to be in pain again, and end up twatting someone in the face at work tonight if they piss me off
I find it hard enough as it is to control myself even when I'm not in pain.
When I am in pain... my anger just seems to quadruple.

I'm like a bloody time bomb.


OH OH OH!

Tosca and Kinkajou are still soooo cute! (Obviously). My Dad did not go apeshit crazy. But he said he was going to "have a good talking to me". He didn't.

I have decided that I love the name Kinkajou so much, that I am adopting it as my penname on FF.net.
Well.
I tried to.
But some bitch who has never even written anything or update her profile in the two years that she's been joined up has stolen the name Kinkajou.
So I had to have Kinkajouu.

I managed to grab the name Kinkajou on FictionPress! Which made me happy. I plan to actually use that account sometime soon
And I want the name Kinkajou on the eggies site.
But it's apparently taken But when I try to find this other Kinkajou to bitch them out, it takes me to a random user named Myo.

I tried having the name Kinkajouu on the eggies site.
That's taken, too.
So I am thinking of Plan C.

I will leave on a random note:

I had a dream last night that I farted at work, and it killed everyone in the shop.


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Emma’s Fantestical ‘To Do’ List

Plan the rest of 'Chronicles Of Max', and write the damn thing.
Write the story set during the war.
Write my story about Bryan and Max.
Plan and write the story of Lee going on a journey to find other furries. (Thought of a fabulous idea for this!)
Plan and write the ‘mental institution’ story.
Plan and write the Max/Mariam story.
Write the series of oneshots.
Write the odd pairings oneshits.
Write the Tala/Kai oneshot based on blindin-fire’s picture.
Write the Tala/Kenny/Kai threesome oneshot.
Draw my half of the art trade with Vulecrise! D= URGENT! RAR!
Make sure I have a good supply of tea before I do any of this.